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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"I'm gonna put that away... it seems you're easily distracted by boobs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 21, 2002
about a copy of Maxim

"Eat Without Worry And Smite Your Foes! "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Slogan for the Nonstick Martian Laser Necktie, a new product in The Big Idea

"Relaxing"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"Ah! And I already played Adolf Hitler!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 5, 2006
Apples To Apples again.

"I remember we cruised into Chinook looking for chicks.

After about five minutes I said, "Maybe this was ill advised..." "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 24, 2006
Ah, the life of a Havre playboy.

"What the hell, John. Good Lord, how long does it take a man to screw a pie? "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(When John arrived about fifteen minutes later)
A man has to romance the pie first. "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 21, 2006
A combined comment mixing the several reasons that John was late.

"You've got Moleman leading a force of Skrull warriors backing up the Enchantress while Green Goblin pumpkin bombs the shit out of the place and all Hulk can say is, "WHAT FUCK!?!?" "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 2, 2007
A lot of cards got played on one Marvel Heros encounter.

"OK, now I have a legendary mount. "
Roger Lemke
"Hah, I had a legendary mount last night. "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Yeah, that's the benefit of having a wife. "
Roger Lemke
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 23, 2007
They were actually just playing Runebound.

"Wow, Porn is worthless in this game!
That's the only time that statement will ever be made."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 29, 2007
Yeah, we renamed the commodities in "Manila" as well.

"It's in the middle drawer in the bedroom where I keep the handcuffs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 12, 2007
Well, whatever you're in to. We're all open minded.

"We found our new "Sports"."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"I didn't think they were that bad."
"You're like the one jock of the group."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Playing a game like Trivial Pursuit, but made up of logic puzzles.

"A Mongolian missionary!?!?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 8, 2007
Mall Security. The previous question was, 'Whose soliciting?'

"Nothin' says lovin' like a turd in the sink."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 18, 2007
People promising to mess up a bathroom for their friend, who works as a Mall janitor.

"So Montabon is near, what would you tell an aspiring Recruit heading into the Army Intelligence Field?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Claim you've turned gay and don't fucking do it. Blow the recruiter if absolutely necessary."
Unknown
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 3, 2007
Advice from an ex-soldier to a current soldier.

"Randy down at HobbyTown's being a retard and took all the chairs away and we're trying to game down here."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 14, 2007
Sums up reaction to the boss's recent changes very nicely.

"Buy this cardboard box for Mother Earth!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"What happens when I get into a head-on collision?"
Clint Ekern
"The good news is your body is biodegradable."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Driving by the Main Street car lot with the Electric Cars.

"Oh, cool! When you get the fruit, more pellets spawn."
Gene Ehli
"(Rush Limbaugh voice)Oh, Pac-man is supporting the homosexual agenda; every time you score a fruit, something good happens."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Playing Pac-Man Championship Edition.

"It's black dragonscale. It's good for whatever they're immune to."
Gene Ehli
"Acid"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"They can do all the acid they want."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007

"That's a big package!"
Gene Ehli
"Thanks."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(Flustered)I meant the box."
Gene Ehli
"Oh yeah, that too."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Be nice.

"Good thing Phil's not over here or we'd all be on the board tonight."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Well, I was sitting nearby.

"F loans pay, but I don't have any. But, of course, I'm not getting any either, but that's a whole other story."
"Back to the game, Phil, back to the game!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 19, 2008
Too much knowledge for a game of Jacob Marley, Esq.

"Oh, Master McCracken! You lost your hair in battle!
But you grew some nice boobs!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 18, 2008
Kate, who had recently shaved her head as part of her Halloween costume, stands in for John in a game of Galaxy Trucker.

"Much like VISA, Jakob is, yet again, everywhere people needs to be."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Strategy in Power Grid.

"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
John McCracken
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.

"Yeah, Phil, you'll be on History Channel between Bigfoot: Weapons of World War II and Hitler: Wow, What A Mustache!""
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
A comment on the historical fact that Phil actually won a game.


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