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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Are there any large objects next to me?"
Charlie Delimata
"Well, the lady next to you could stand to lose a few pounds."
Eric Beckman
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
describing a scene

"It covers my All, but what about the rest of me?"
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Waking up in a paper hospital gown after a VR adventure

"She looks a little scared and uneducated."
Eric Beckman
"I like 'em like that."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Charlie lets more slip than he should have

"I guess he IS awakened."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"For some reason, I just can't walk straight today."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"You've got her tail."
Charlie Delimata
"Well, first piece of tail I've got tonight!"
KameCraze [Eric Beckman]
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
grabbing a metallic shark...

"He appears to be a humanoid weasel."
Charlie Delimata
"Josh?!?"
"OK, the nose is similar..."
Charlie Delimata
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
describing NPC's

"Rover is all over"
Charlie Delimata
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
after Phil does 110 megadamage to a dogboy

"So, what's his first reaction to this?"
Gerald Boice
"Ouch."
Charlie Delimata
Rifts New West ~~ Fall 1997
After Sparky put a tree chunk through a vampire

"I swear that you leave a slime trail where ever you go."
Charlie Delimata
Space 1889 ~~ Summer 1998
When Gerald's character purchased weapons from the enemy in the campaign

"He used to be a Kite flier."
Charlie Delimata
"Yeah, then somebody told him to go fly a kite."
Roger Lemke
Space 1889 ~~ Summer 1998
Hiring NPCs

"You wanna swat that fly with the mace?"
Roger Lemke
"Only if it lands on Phil."
Charlie Delimata
Space 1889 ~~ Summer 1998
Movie props (I sincerely hope) in Charlie's basement

"She's a Dwarf. You know what kind of armor that implies."
Wayne Stone
"Ribbed."
Charlie Delimata
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Charlie, again, reveals more than we wanted to know

"You pull the cloth off & there's a nice pristine organ there."
Eric Beckman
"I've got a nice pristine organ."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's never been used."
Charlie Delimata
"You motherless piece of s%@t, don't you dare!"
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne see's Phil writing - The dangers of being the chronicler...

"How many H.P. do you have?"
Charlie Delimata
"Just give me the damn damage."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
MisCon Nightbane ~~ Spring 2002
Attacked for 70 damage

"Settle down, boy. He's been cut from the team."
Charlie Delimata
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
To Robbie, on Murphy's death

"Wayne's in Helena with his mother. She feeds him."
Charlie Delimata
"So do I!"
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
The price of free pizza

"Jello-Hutt, somebody order a cube?"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Delivering a couple gelatinous cubes to the castle

"Gerald, move over so I can stand next to Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"Because he's your hero?"
Eric Beckman
"Because if he's holding his breath, he isn't talking."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Charlie, making use of his expulsions of noxious fumes

"I've got a bonus of +4, a +2 flank bonus and I STILL can't hit!"
Wayne Stone
"Welcome to my hell."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Problems with dice rolling

"You smell what smells like rotting jungle."
Eric Beckman
"Gotta use more soap in the morning."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Scene description taken too literally

"Is that a 2 handed club or a one handed?"
Wayne Stone
"Depends on if you're turning the page or not."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Maybe a little explanation is needed for this one

"You can pull the dwarf up but there's something clinging to him."
Eric Beckman
"Oh! I caught something!"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Raising a dwarf & something with long arms

"If they sent you a little boy, on the other hand..."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Gerald's character resists the advances of his female dressing assistant

"Well, we should be back in a few days, either way."
Wayne Stone
"Maybe not alive, but we'll be back."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Considering a trip to the city of the damned

"Maybe you can make a Natch-20, too."
Eric Beckman
"I did!"
Wayne Stone
"Oh, this doesn't bode well for later."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
burning all the good rolls early

"She's small, she's light...she's inflatible."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Comments on Silvermane's cargo

"I'm your Fairy Beer Mother."
Charlie Delimata
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
tempting a drunk with Hair of the Dog

"It's not the most pleasant 3 seconds you've ever spent..."
Eric Beckman
"No, that'd be last night."
Wayne Stone
"3 girls, 3 seconds. That's about right."
Charlie Delimata
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Discussion of Scott the Hutt's amourous adventures

"Figures. As soon as a man and a woman get together, a priest gets involved. Must be Mormons."
Charlie Delimata
The Kobold Quest ~~ Summer 1999
Fry (the priest) leaps into wrasslin' combat wiht Mar and Nathan

"Would a 13 hit?"
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"How about a 15?"
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"What about a 17?"
Eric Beckman
"That'll hit, roll damage."
Charlie Delimata
"Nah, we were just asking."
"Twerps."
Charlie Delimata
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
Brilliantly finding the A.C. of the target.

"Ah! Sweet Juan is loose!"
Charlie Delimata
"Yes! The eater of men!"
Eric Beckman
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
Comments on Scott T. H.'s character

"Juan, I think we need to get some gunpowder."
Eric Beckman
"But I don't shoot."
Sweet Juan [Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien]
"Well, you do blow."
Charlie Delimata
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
Sigh.

"Maybe our Captain has a dashing streak and we don't know it."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah...dashing our hopes."
Charlie Delimata
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
The slime trail tries to rescue a maiden in distress.

"You're a mailbox."
Wayne Stone
"I'm looking for a female box."
Charlie Delimata
TOON ~~ Spring 2001
Aren't we all?

"If there's something ugly and evil around here, it's not Phil."
Eric Beckman
"If there's something ugly and evil around here it IS Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"But at least he keeps it to himself."
Wayne Stone
Hungarian Cthulhu ~~ Summer 2000
Don't eat Broccoli before roleplaying.

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!"
Wayne Stone
"[singing] M. C. A.!!"
Charlie Delimata
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Well, at least it was funny at the time.

"It sure beats sacrificing a virgin on the first stone."
Charlie Delimata
"Depends on what you use to impale her."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Winter 2002
Finding the holy objects in the cornerstone in a lighthouse.

"How are you going to accomplish that?"
Eric Beckman
"With the adrenalin borne of pure terror!"
Charlie Delimata
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Anchored to the nose of a dragon the size of Manhattan

"We [bugbears] do have 250 words for 'kill,' but only one word for 'love.' Two, if you count 'I love to kill'..."
Charlie Delimata
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
The nuances of the bugbear tongue

"Oh! Let me tell you the story!"
Kender Priestess [Eric Beckman]
"Just give us the Cliff Notes."
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
Annoying NPC's.

"...Looks like a cave no smart person would enter."
Eric Beckman
"AH HA! But I'm not smart, am I?"
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
We think he meant his character.

"[Storms into room, grabs a sheet of notes]
F**king cursed items!
[Storms out...]"
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
Dealing with the GM in secret.


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