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"...and I think that right here the author meant..."
Joshua Wendt
"Josh!! I wrote this!! I know what the author meant!"
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
letting the wind out of Josh's sails. Comments on Arykian Mythus Rules

"I play my 'Dramatic Speech' card."
"OK. Give your speech."
Eric Beckman
"We must avenge the dead southern boy!
Kill the enemy!!
Destroy them!! Die! Die!! Die!!! "
"That wasn't a speech! That was the ravings of a madman!"
Joshua Wendt
Redneck TORG ~~ Summer 1995
Conversation in TORG

"Josh, what's your strength, you need to lift something."
Eric Beckman
"3."
Joshua Wendt
"3? A newborn baby has a 4!!"
Eric Beckman
Redneck TORG ~~ Spring 1995
Followed by various actions of the party mocking Josh's character as being too weak to lift the scalpel or even stand up... The risk of rules-raping.

"We're sorry, the Mage you have dialed is not available at this time. This is a recording and cost you 30 heka."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
Maxim's answering machine for the horseshoe communication system

"Well done."
Roger Lemke
"Yes, they are."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
complimenting Josh's fireball that incinerated a large number of rats.

"I'm going to buy a 10 point regeneration power."
Joshua Wendt
"But, why would your character have that?"
Shaun Neece
"...[stunned silence]
...[more stunned silence]
...[erase, erase, erase]"
Joshua Wendt
Champions ~~ Fall 1995
Shaun yanking the leash

"[to Phil] Wait, you gave him a little bit of jerky, we'd need to give the big one YOU!"
Joshua Wendt
"Litte jerky, big Jerk."
Mike Resner
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Talking about how to make a LARGE turtle happy

"I'm still Min-Max-ing."
Shaun Neece
"Oh, God! Don't."
Joshua Wendt
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Complete Shift of roles...

"We found some crabs in the nether regions."
Joshua Wendt
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Describing a battle in the previous week's adventure

"Stand up, I am not worthy of praise."
Issa'hib [Joshua Wendt]
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Josh speaks the truth

"And if I get plucked off the rear, no one will miss me."
Ralarian [Roy Dueffler]
"You're right about that."
Shamus [Joshua Wendt]
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Josh showing why he is the evilist s.o.b. in the party.

"Eric, what did you have for lunch on Tuesday?"
"I ha..."
Eric Beckman
"Eric had a cheeseburger and fries."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
Puppeting: V (1) The act of answering a question asked of another person.

"Eric, what is the modifier for the range?"
"P..."
Eric Beckman
"Plus 2"
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
(Phil and Eric raise their hands, Phil in marionette mode, Eric in sock puppet mode... Josh slinks down in chair with look of dejection, suitably mocked.)
Puppeting: V. (2): Raising one's hand and making either a talking motion like articulating a sock puppet or wiggling the fingers as if working a marionette. Often used to mock someone who has engaged in puppeting as described in definition one.

"Oh, I've seen this before! I know how to handle this!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Let's go down the hall and hide."
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"Let's see... we just do this... and this... and... Oh shit."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
in the sewers 'defusing' an 'easy' rune. Varnis and the party hid down the passage
Maxim needs to roll anything but an 00 to defuse a Rune... Guess what he rolled

"What's going on?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"We're slaying evil!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Or at least getting it wet!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
as Theodin, Maxim, and Ben form a "Holy Helmet Brigade" to douse an evil thingie with holy water

"Where are you guys going?"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Varnis is being eaten!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
"Oh."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Maxim and Ben, Ben, Fredrick et al. are going to help Varnis against a Displacer beast and Maxim was heading in the other way.

"Do I have to kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"The snake was absorbed by Theodin!!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"So, Can I kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Varnis and Maxim talking when a snake thing wraps itself around Theodin's arm & neck & being absorbed by him...

"I'll have eggs and sausage. I'm easy."
Joshua Wendt
"You're easy?"
Tune Vo
"I didn't mean it that way."
Joshua Wendt
January 29, 2005
Ordering breakfast. Any time is the right time for innuendo.


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