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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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These quotes are here for their humor value. Most are taken (at least somewhat) out of context. They are not intended to be insulting, blasphemous, or in any way derogatory. The presence of these quotes indicates that someone was paying attention to you at the time. Generally, the best professors will have the most quotes, i.e. if you were leading a good class, and were interesting, we attended more often and paid more attention, therefore, we heard more of these things that everyone says from time to time.
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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
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