10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"So, what's his first reaction to this?"
Gerald Boice
"Ouch."
Charlie Delimata
Rifts New West ~~ Fall 1997
After Sparky put a tree chunk through a vampire

"You're a bard, you can provoke Ghandi."
Bryce Butler-Dawson
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 4, 1999

"So that's the chain rule. We're now allowed to differentiate the way we always have."
Erik Doeff
Math 462, Advanced Calculus II, MSU ~~ Spring 1997

"You can do anything, it's just a matter of drain code."
Unknown
Fall 1997
about Shadowrun magic

"All I wanted was a clean waffle pan."
John McCracken
"Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves no these things. But a clean waffle pan..."
Gene Ehli
Mall Wisdom ~~ September 6, 2008
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away... There was IHOP!!

"You have business with Fast Eddie?"
Bouncer at Fast Eddies [Quint Ringsak]
"No, I have business with that Blonde..."
Joe-Bob [Keith Seyffarth]
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 19, 2002
Getting through the back door at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Hong Kong

"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.

"OK. I need to drink my pint of blood. I'll make a mental note of him for future reference."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Sensing someone Evil

"(To Kevin) You think you've got enough green cards over there?"
Gene Ehli
"He's Pedro! He doesn't have a Green Card! "
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
Playing "Bang!" ( Green cards stay in play after being played. )

"What happened to it?"
James [NPC Mechanic] [Keith Seyffarth]
"A combination of lack of driving skill and C4 explosive."
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Status of auto repairs


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

Database Maintenance:
Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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This page last modified: May 08 2013 07:28:06pm

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