10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"We're goin' to Claire's, buddy!"
February 2, 2005
Deciding I needed another ear piercing for good behavior...
"Hysteria is a fun condition to deal with."
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge
~~ Fall 1994
"I guess it's such a neat trick that it gets its own name."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"Control-s for quicksave and Control-l for quickload. At least the
quicksave is quick."
December 3, 1999
in reference to
how the quickload feature of the game System Shock 2 isn't.
"You know what they'll call the sequel?... AD&D 2nd Edition."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
About the Dungeons and Dragons movie.
"Don't tell me that I have to use my brain."
March 6, 2002
"You know, Elliot, there comes a time in every man's life when he starts to notice changes in his body..."
T. Luke Renner
"How would you know?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
"It's cute and all, but I really don't want to touch it..."
July 4, 2003
"It's not like I'm a moron who doesn't know what a com port is..."
December 5, 1996
"I find any tale of seduction that includes flatulence highly suspect."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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