10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1752 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Certainly don't drink and drive, get high and fly a plane home..."
Spring 1997

"I think this has not gone beyond a rolling simmer."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Spring 1996

"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...

"We can derive this, but let's just define it so we don't have to prove anything."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"Is there anything we can get rid of?"
"Well, Mitch..."
March 21, 2007

"It's broccoli, I just like to call it cauliflower... It's asparagus."
Linda Jones
May 9, 1999

"She looks a little scared and uneducated."
Eric Beckman
"I like 'em like that."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Charlie lets more slip than he should have

"You type faster than I can think."
Tyson Trebesch
March 7, 1997
Watching Aaron Type

"Sort of like mana, but different..."
Garrett Stevens
April 14, 2005
About four year old gum that people were throwing over cubicle walls...

"Almost anything I write down, you won't be able to integrate, differentiate, ..."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

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