10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1724 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I got a wizzard?!? I hit it over the head with a pirate!"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
killing pirates... they attacked us, so it's all right.

"Don't do that to me now, I'm in combat!"
Diana [T. Luke Renner]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 8, 2003

"How many manequens do I have?"
August 11, 1997

"Stand up, I am not worthy of praise."
Issa'hib [Joshua Wendt]
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Josh speaks the truth

"Ah! A concussion grenade is a concussion grenade."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Tracking down what his equipment was...

"It's 1:30 in the morning! You can't start a business now."
Shadowrun ~~ May 18, 1998

"You drop the veil, and it's a cock."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The plan to deface a rival school.

"We are temporarily experiencing magical effects. Do not attempt to adjust your hit points..."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003

"Can't we all just retire and become farmers?"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

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Fall 1997

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