10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I strip him down to his bones!"
Evan [James Ekert]
"I've got a sword!"
Evan [James Ekert]
Solaria ~~ 2002
"Aroooo! A call of nature!"
October 31, 2003
"Romantic means dying young ...[pause]... preferably of TB."
Dr. Michael Becker
English 205, British Literary Traditions
~~ Fall 1995
"She's a waitress, she's trained to ignore things."
July 29, 2001
"Another thing I was able to clear up. with a little help from Johnathon..."
June 10, 2004
Actually, I don't remember what it was...
"I take the damage to my groin!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
on recieving some fire damage to his most armored (and important) part
"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.
"The room is sparsly furnished..."
"The hell with the architecture, what's here to kill?!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ Spring 2002
Determining what's important
"All right, who greased the halfling?"
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003
after Diana got out from under the pile of hobgoblins who had pinned her four times in a row...
"I know why you should give me that free lunch... [pause]... I have to sit next to you every day!"
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
November 15, 2001
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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