10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1744 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"We could create a snake mortar."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
How to use 250 garter snakes to create a diversion...

"The garbage can should not say things like that."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ May 16, 1997

"I'm a direct descendant of Sampson. If I cut my hair, I'll turn into a total wuss."
January 16, 1998

"You stay with us and we'll turn you into a rootin' shootin' cowboy."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
"Or turn you into a psycho killer!"
Whitestorm [Gerald Boice]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Helping Roger's character buck up.

"OK, I quit breathing. I'm dead now."
January 13, 1999

"Does the tingling in my hand match the ringing in my ears?"
Harn ~~ June 21, 1999

Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 12, 2008
Umm... We don't know what it means, but it really sounds like it should mean something.

"If you start the apocalypse, we're not going to speak to you any more."
Fong [Roger Nummerdor]
Harn ~~ November 8, 2000
speaking to the Savoran who was about to cast a new spell...

"He [Thalnakal] won't like the paths of the dead."
"Neither will I!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Evening dawns."
Laura (Sing) Schneider
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ August 21, 2005
The GM was really tired.

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