10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I think it's a much better show if you pretend it's not Luke Skywalker, but a young CockKnocker."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
"How do you figure out what the B's are? Well, if everything's nice
in the world then..."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"Did you know that there is a flaw in IE?!?"
"Yup. They released it. But I hear there's these things called web browsers they fix most of the problems IE has."
March 11, 2003
"Well, when you learn to fly, then you can be on top."
Whisper [Johnathon Holroyd]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
To Ox about the marching order.
"I don't think I'm going to 'stealth' in a lake."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 28, 2007
How to appropriately concentrate the new character's stealth skill.
"I didn't make a joke today."
May 24, 1999
"At least we'll have a turn...
before he gets his second one..."
March 5, 2008
The bad guys had higher initiative, damn it!
"Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result."
Katherine "Kat" Davenport
"Yeah, but when you roll dice, sometimes you get a different result."
Apparently not coming up with a new plan.
"I am God. I know the rules. There are seven rules."
"I found the worst site on the Internet.
It's a fan fiction site about covering Roy Orbison in Cling-Wrap."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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