Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1744 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I do think I did it correctly here, but that's not important."
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"We try to distribute everything fairly."
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Chewbacca staring lovingly into the eyes of his wife...
"Phil, you and me can go to Rome together."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Um, aren't you married? ( Another present in GiftTrap. )
"I just said that so your girlfriend would stroke me!"
March 6, 1998
What you do to get quotes...
"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.
"He's not dead yet!"
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen
"There's the living parts that just kinda grow, then there's the
living parts that just kinda eat you."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ March 22, 1999
"I go 'bugga-bugga-bugga' and run away a little."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ January 10, 1997
"Do you like your wilderbeast rare, medium, or well-rotted?"
Dr. Lynn Irby
... on hyena's dietary habits.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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