10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.
"We've upped our rates, now up yours."
March 15, 1997
"Just a sec..., I'm trying to figure out how to type the word
January 30, 1997
"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.
"I don't like being in this position! Bring Phil back!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 28, 2008
Losing at Pirate Dice.
"Well, that looked like a content smudge on there... [pause] ...I'm not sure if 'content smudge' is the correct technical term."
April 19, 2001
about a CDR
"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.
"Shut up! You're dead!"
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
"Oh, he's just communing with the dead."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
We had been hired to deal with demons and people summoning demons...
"Malakai, of all people, is not a happy-fun ball."
Harn ~~ November 25, 1998
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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