10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1727 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Charlie is ...[pause]... absolutely ...[pause]... somebody else ..."
Beth Mentzer
English 221, College Writing II, MSU ~~ Fall 1994

"You smell what smells like rotting jungle."
Eric Beckman
"Gotta use more soap in the morning."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Scene description taken too literally

"Span. I once wrote that as spam. Don't think about that too much."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"I'm big, but I know when to cry."
Robert White [Shantel Hosking]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Having just been shot twice in the chest...

"It's that kind of voice that says, 'I've got testosterone, I don't need brains!'"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 1998

"Aren't cutbacks a bitch?"
Jay Rost
Lloyd's Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1994
The troll to the security guards, while riding in the back of Allen's Toyota Gopher

"If you have two vs, you get two twiddles, and they add. Twiddiling adds."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998
[twidle is so much more fun to say than tilde, don't you agree?]

"There's what...six of us now?"
Daiku [Phil DeKoning]
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
finding out how many rooms to rent, after Deadeye turned himself in

"Touch me someplace sensitive."
Spring 1996

"I live on a boat with an alligator."
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"I live with an insane Chinese woman."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Who do you want to go home with?

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