10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Rub me! I grow!"
Darin Bessler
April 9, 1997

"The really cool thing about Perl is that the logical solution NEVER works."
January 18, 2000

"I think this has not gone beyond a rolling simmer."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Spring 1996

"I'm your Fairy Beer Mother."
Charlie Delimata
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
tempting a drunk with Hair of the Dog

"I've got money to spend."
Mike Resner
"Buy a donkey?"
"You mean a 'piece of ass?'"
Mike Resner
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Mike, being a smart-ass

"It's all academic; it's all guesswork in a white coat."
Tyson Trebesch
July 2, 1997

"Ah! Phil's getting into my head!"
John McCracken
"Well, there's plenty of room."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Yeah, he's like that.

"And the penis is also a greeting device."
Dr. Lynda Sexson
Humanities 201, Introduction to Feminist Theories and Methodologies, MSU ~~ Fall 1994
discussing hyenas.

"I'm not doing mathematics yet, I'm just blathering."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"When you plug this in and do some arithmetic, you get some number."
Math 454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996

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