10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1678 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"WATCH PHILPINES STRAP CHINA"
Timex® zz - Label
Fall 1997

"Life is good... [pause] with air conditioning."
Tony "Bulldog" Loftsgaarden
July 16, 1997

"I'd run away, but, I'm like, bleeding and stuff."
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
Barbecued salmon falling from the sky and private investigator's getting shot rescuing the girl... [sigh] don't you love role playing?

"Beware... Inside me is a turret with an autocanon."
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 26, 2007
Possible bumper stickers to indicate a vehicular threat.

"In only about 10 minutes you've mounted the wall..."
Eric Beckman
"And boy are we sore!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Climbing in the City of the Damned

"So, we have y equal to this, and...I have no idea what this looks like."
Erik Doeff
Math 461, Advanced Calculus I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996
In case you care, the function was y=(k-(x^3))^(1/3).

"It's not a go-gang, it's more of a stop-gang."
Quithus [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 7, 2004
About the motorcycle gang who had set up a toll-blocade along the highway...

"I apologize."
T. Luke Renner
"No you don't."
"I know."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
For making bad puns.

"That's Cerberus, he guards the entrance to the Underworld."
Gene Ehli
"And my shirt!"
Kate Trippe
"You've got the Underworld in your shirt?"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 20, 2007
Well, she did have a puppy Cerberus on her shirt.

"It's five-thirty."
"Cool, that means we can all cuss."
February 22, 1999
Aaaaahh, the end of the work day


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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