10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1724 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"We can hear you now. Not that it matters, we don't listen."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
as the Fighter, Knight Errant, and Barbarian were charging into battle.

"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
Random comments.

"Roll body."
"[after a long pause]... No."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
If only it worked that way.

"If you're given any arbitrary boundary conditions, you can actually trade them in for this kind... I actually lied."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"They're going to profit like weasels in a rabbit farm...it sounds better in the original Avalonian."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
sometimes things just don't translate

"I know that Keith has a very well proportioned tongue."
January 4, 2000

"Yes, people don't have the patience of fish."
Roger Nummerdor
December 12, 1998

"I wish I had bottle caps."
Erik Carlsten
July 28, 1999

"We see a lot of populations trendeling to level off."
Biology 303, Principles of Ecology, MSU ~~ 1993
on population dynamics (trendeling?)

"I didn't find the pencil I was looking for just now, but I found the one I was looking for last week."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
You take your success where you can get it, I suppose.

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