10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1901 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I disagree! I disagree! It's my right ... as a woman!"
July 19, 2003
It was funny at the time... now it just kinda sounds weird.

"Just to interrupt..."
Phil DeKoning
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as he was interrupting...

"What's the weapon speed on a Monk?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ Fall 1994

"So, what happens when you apply Primal Order to TRON?"
2002

"Tom is treating Windows like Un*x, he thinks a new release is an improvement."
Chris Steinbeisser
April 11, 2000

"Dragon Tupperware parties? I don't want to deal with it."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"So, in this case, two wrongs do make a cool."
October 17, 1998

"The time for talk is over."
Hippolytus [Phil DeKoning]
Hercules & Xena Rolepalying Game ~~ Spring 1996
Confronting about 10 cultists of Ares, Minutes later, a centaur was beaten like a $2 mule.

"Klingons do not read Virginia Woolf."
Darin Oelkers
1992
Geeks and literature...

"I can't believe I just rolled Willpower to take a dump."
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1998


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

Database Maintenance:
Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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Keith Seyffarth

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