10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I just go around stroking my beard and looking wise from time to
Maquis [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 1997
"These dice suck!"
Shadows of Malta ~~ December 24, 2006
Words every player loves to hear from the GM
"I had an upper respiratory infection a couple of years ago. That's the worst hacking crit I ever had."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
critical hit tables...
"I take the damage to my groin!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
on recieving some fire damage to his most armored (and important) part
"Thank God I'm retarded!"
May 15, 1997
"I don't think I like the towers. They're like big dicks fucking the land of Carcassone. "
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
As you can see, I don't like the Towers Expansion for Carcassone.
"Now, you don't break the C-O sigma bond, or the O-H sigma
bond... well, you do break the O-H sigma bond, because you have to..."
Dr. Arnold Craig
on alcohol reactions
"It's a Bantha sex doll."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
I don't know what it was, but that's what it looked like.
"What I want is a Nubian slave."
"I had a thought, but I don't want to make the quotes list with it."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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