10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1734 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Wow! And I only had to rebuild one part of the Alaska Coast line from
January 16, 1997
about scanned imagery for web sites
"This looks easier to me on a Friday."
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"This is a incredibly well crafted peice of sh*t."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
April 28, 2006
His comments on the movie 'Stealth.' We had to drink in order to actually watch it.
"What? Do you need "seduction?""
Jade/Naomi [T. Luke Renner]
"No, I need you to kill the halfling!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 14, 2002
a small nuisance on the road.
"Damn gimp timer!!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 31, 2007
One of his timers had a little blockage. Maybe it needs more bran.
"...general 2nd order LINEAR equation..."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"We, as biologists, are interested in special modifications because
they are so neat."
Dr. Calvin Kaya
"If I wasn't so stupid, I'd be smarter."
December 16, 1996
"Yes... but software applications designed to be used by marketers should probably be easier than differential calc."
November 15, 2001
about difficulties figuring out how to use the new marketing software...
"So you are telling me I was impregnated by a country?"
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 29, 2005
this was her responce to being told that the Horned King was the physical embodiment of Avalon, no one mentioned this before she caught on the Flying Hunt
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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