Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1745 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I'd show you, but I'd get all slobbery."
May 24, 1999
Isn't it fun to take things out of context?
"You can't die!
Don't you see?
Cause then he'll come
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Not exactly a morale boosting chant
"Horses, like rugby players, are dangerous animals."
"Yeah, they step on ya."
May 7, 2007
Discussion of injuries...
"Wow, we've really degenerated tonight, haven't we?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997
"I disagree! I disagree! It's my right ... as a woman!"
July 19, 2003
It was funny at the time... now it just kinda sounds weird.
"When I wade, I die."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1996
"Dragon Tupperware parties? I don't want to deal with it."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"I want my taco crunchy."
Stephanie "Stef" Hande
June 15, 2007
Ordering at Taco Bell.
"You should always check things for consistency, even if you don't
have a clue how to prove it."
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"Hysteria is a fun condition to deal with."
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge
~~ Fall 1994
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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