10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1714 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Am I missing the boat for the forest?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
October 10, 1996

"I've got a guy in my campaign who is 'lawful irritated'!"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ 2001

"Did Luke just say we could be Facebook friends?"
Anthony LaMonica
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
It really did sound like Luke said that.

"I'm not brandishing a rocket launcher, I'm suggesting a rocket launcher."
Explaining why his character should not get killed by the bodyguards for pointing a rocket launcher at the Johnson...

"Is that a good gurgling sound or a bad gurgling sound?"
Wayne Stone
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Trying to put a positive spin on an NPC in trouble in the bushes.

"It's magic!"
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"Hey Phil, can we use your car?"
Katie Langworthy
Mall Wisdom ~~ February 3, 2007
A straight-out question from a seven year old. ( Her Dad did need to borrow my pick-up to get parts to fix his, though. )

"Talking you into summoning demons wasn't hard."
The Fate Witch(with too many alias's) [Greg Schneider]
"Talking me into it again might be tough."
Father Guisseppi Maldunado [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
discussing the joys of manipulating a priest

"If there's any justice in the world, y prime better be negative."
Math 455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II, MSU ~~ Spring 1997

"You're shiny happy evil people, not like the Mafia."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 10, 1998


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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This page last modified: July 05 2009 11:49:34am

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