10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I don't think it's fair! You shouldn't be able to take quotes after midnight."
February 13, 1999

"Are you trying to bribe a city official?"
Judge (NPC) [Eric Beckman]
Scarface [Phil DeKoning]
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Scarface and judge, as judge adds a charge of bribing public officials to Scarface's indictment. Scarface was trying to bribe with $50.

"I can't be perfect every time. It's not like I'm Ozzy Osbourne!"
June 8, 2006
Ozzy's perfect?

"Oh God!! Phil's character's going to try and drive again."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Flippy goes to steal a tank. (He wrecked it.)

"They don't disorient me now that I became an English major."
August 11, 1997

"I got a wizzard?!? I hit it over the head with a pirate!"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
killing pirates... they attacked us, so it's all right.

"This is a incredibly well crafted peice of sh*t."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
April 28, 2006
His comments on the movie 'Stealth.' We had to drink in order to actually watch it.

"I think... I don't."
July 19, 1998

"Is the Parcheesi?"
Sara Erickson
"No, this is hell."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 28, 2009
Sara walks up to a group playing Trivial Pursuit.

"If your dressed like a man, it means nothing; but if you're dressed like a woman, there's a chance you're strange."
Roger Nummerdor
December 29, 1998

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