"Oh shit! The spider's a mage!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Casting a spell to appear around one giant spider, then attack the others in full view of the mage-hating barbarian.
"I know I told this story to Phil, but it's still funny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
Relevance? Phil wasn't there, and I didn't know that just telling something to Phil risked it no longer being funny...
"You're not helping."
Wayne Stone
"You say that a lot."
Jay Rost
"I have so many opportunities."
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne laments others pointing out GM mistakes that help the party
"I had a thought, but I don't want to make the quotes list with it."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Tough.
"...And I look like I can drink water, too."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
December 24, 2001
"That's called the Godzilla Footprint Effect."
Richard Swanson
"If you start the apocalypse, we're not going to speak to you any more."
Fong [Roger Nummerdor]
Harn ~~ November 8, 2000
speaking to the Savoran who was about to cast a new spell...
"That's not lying, it's marketing."
Mike Myer
September 7, 2005
Why the technical presentations were edited for clarity by non-technical people.
"It's like we're the Three Stooges, but we're missing our third stooge."
Michelle Manry
June 24, 2004
overheard from an office...
