10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"How well do you know the vehicle?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2003
That had been established a few sessions back...
"How about a nice game of Scrabble?"
Niddle Bee [Jason "Flit Featherfinger" Leonard]
How to choose the new king.
"If I hadn't been a flaming coward, I could have been really hurt!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002
"We're going to define this that way, and the only reason is so it
will agree with the stuff we've already done."
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"I saw this plaque, and it said 'Home of Sigmund Freud,' and that was
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge
~~ Fall 1994
on his travels in Austria
"...And I look like I can drink water, too."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
December 24, 2001
"Well, maybe you don't program, but I have, on occasion seen you maim
March 29, 1999
about Keith's programming
"Sometimes when you're afraid to move, that's when you have your movement."
"I bet the days you're not a problem are Tuesday, Wednesday and
April 23, 1999
About a fellow employee's days off.
"But, if you're aware of the physics, you're not screwed up, you're
Dr. Dick Smith
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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