10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1727 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"You go around smelling each other's balls."
February 29, 2008
Scented bowling balls...
"He's not dead yet!"
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen
"I'm a direct descendant of Sampson. If I cut my hair, I'll turn into
a total wuss."
January 16, 1998
"I disagree! I disagree! It's my right ... as a woman!"
July 19, 2003
It was funny at the time... now it just kinda sounds weird.
"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.
"It seemed like a good idea at the time. How was I to know he was a MAJOR demon?"
Valerius [Charlie Schrupp]
Harn ~~ October 18, 2000
"Look! I'm on my best behavior ...[pause]... it's very boring."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
July 10, 2001
"Give me some brick, bitch!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Apparently "Anno 1603 A.D." has some optional 'hood rules.
"Good thing Phil's not over here or we'd all be on the board tonight."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Well, I was sitting nearby.
"How many manequens do I have?"
August 11, 1997
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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