10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"My breasts will be much better in the future."
October 28, 1992
About his Halloween costume.
"Shut up! You're dead!"
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
"I don't think I like the towers. They're like big dicks fucking the land of Carcassone. "
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
As you can see, I don't like the Towers Expansion for Carcassone.
"But I like labeling your food."
Derek "Reeker" Sonderegger
"I wish I had bottle caps."
July 28, 1999
"I didn't make a joke today."
May 24, 1999
"I just wanted to cut the blue wire."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
South African Shadowrun ~~ Summer 1999
Said after everybody had to make sanity checks after seeing a dragon spirit
"I never suck, I only chew."
"What was that in reference to?"
"I don't know, sour balls, I think."
May 5, 2006
In reference to sour candy...
"You scum-bag. That's very clever."
January 3, 1997
"What's on page 37? Oh, yeah, just a bunch of boring stuff, read
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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