10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1715 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Oh shit! The spider's a mage!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Casting a spell to appear around one giant spider, then attack the others in full view of the mage-hating barbarian.
"I know I told this story to Phil, but it's still funny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
Relevance? Phil wasn't there, and I didn't know that just telling something to Phil risked it no longer being funny...
"You're not helping."
"You say that a lot."
"I have so many opportunities."
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne laments others pointing out GM mistakes that help the party
"I had a thought, but I don't want to make the quotes list with it."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
"...And I look like I can drink water, too."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
December 24, 2001
"That's called the Godzilla Footprint Effect."
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"If you start the apocalypse, we're not going to speak to you any more."
Fong [Roger Nummerdor]
Harn ~~ November 8, 2000
speaking to the Savoran who was about to cast a new spell...
"That's not lying, it's marketing."
September 7, 2005
Why the technical presentations were edited for clarity by non-technical people.
"It's like we're the Three Stooges, but we're missing our third stooge."
June 24, 2004
overheard from an office...
"I don't need to feel envy, I've already got one."
October 17, 1997
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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