10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"My breasts will be much better in the future."
Jeff Abelin
October 28, 1992
About his Halloween costume.

"Shut up! You're dead!"
Jerry Malcomson
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996

"I don't think I like the towers. They're like big dicks fucking the land of Carcassone. "
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
As you can see, I don't like the Towers Expansion for Carcassone.

"But I like labeling your food."
Derek "Reeker" Sonderegger
Fall 1995

"I wish I had bottle caps."
Erik Carlsten
July 28, 1999

"I didn't make a joke today."
Rebecca Shopfer
May 24, 1999

"I just wanted to cut the blue wire."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
South African Shadowrun ~~ Summer 1999
Said after everybody had to make sanity checks after seeing a dragon spirit

"I never suck, I only chew."
Sam Ortega
"What was that in reference to?"
"I don't know, sour balls, I think."
Elizabeth Olson
May 5, 2006
In reference to sour candy...

"You scum-bag. That's very clever."
Tyson Trebesch
January 3, 1997

"What's on page 37? Oh, yeah, just a bunch of boring stuff, read that."
Norman Eggert
Math 503, Abstract Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

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