10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Live fast! Die young! Leave a wide corpse!"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 1998

"Oh, I rolled really good, remember?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Well, I didn't. It's always important to roll after the GM asks, and make sure you remember the numbers until he gets to processing them.

"Has everybody recovered from 'Anne Frank?'"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"That's a sentence you don't hear every day."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 13, 2008
Playing Apples to Apples. Jeffy had played "Anne Frank" as "Lucky." No, we weren't playing the "sour Apples" variant.

"OK. I need to drink my pint of blood. I'll make a mental note of him for future reference."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Sensing someone Evil

"Josh, what's your strength, you need to lift something."
Eric Beckman
Joshua Wendt
"3? A newborn baby has a 4!!"
Eric Beckman
Redneck TORG ~~ Spring 1995
Followed by various actions of the party mocking Josh's character as being too weak to lift the scalpel or even stand up... The risk of rules-raping.

"Hey, Giggy! I just mentally mugged that guy!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
Referencing previous missteps on the part of the party's mage - as he was mind-linked with the Ares security mage who was trying to gather information.

"But you'd make a cute fag..."
Sarah Hargrove
August 10, 2004
About Elliot getting his beard waxed and trimmed down to boy-band style groomed facial hair...

"Roll Initative"
"[Excited] 21! [Sees Keith's roll of 23] [Dejected] Oh..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Someone out-initatived a rigger.

"If you have two vs, you get two twiddles, and they add. Twiddiling adds."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998
[twidle is so much more fun to say than tilde, don't you agree?]

"That's called the Godzilla Footprint Effect."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

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