10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I'd recommend a withdrawl, but I think we're winning..."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"You see three of the village people coming toward you."
Eric Beckman
"If they start singing 'YMCA,' I'm leaving."
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Eric describing a situation, Ravenloft.

"The present world is much more immediate."
Dr. Michael Becker
English 205, British Literary Traditions, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"You do physics stuff in physics lab, but you don't do physics lab stuff in physics lab."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
June 16, 1997

"Life is accusative?"
"Life is always accusative."
Rebecca Shopfer
English 489, Reading in Anglo-Saxon, MSU ~~ February 25, 1999
More on conjugation and declension.

"Klingons do not read Virginia Woolf."
Darin Oelkers
Geeks and literature...

"The less we disturb them, the sooner they'll get done."
"The more we disturb them, the sooner they'll give up!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 5, 2008
Actors in Keith's building shooting some kind of movie scene over and over and over and over...

"I didn't make a joke today."
Rebecca Shopfer
May 24, 1999

"I was not aware that Bruce Lee had snuck into the shower with us."
December 19, 1998

"I don't want to explain that to Judy."
October 7, 2011
Driving a borrowed car while preparing to move a friend half way across the country.

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