Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1757 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I'll show you the credstick if you heal me."
Atilius [Sean Hay]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Negotiating with the party mage.
"I walk around saying 'Hi,' to everyone on board."
"I walk around saying 'yes,' to everyone on board."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
How much Japanese their characters knew...
"I'm messing with my brain. I love to play with powerful toys."
Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt
"You've driven over worse than this."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Road conditions - past and present.
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"That's my answer for now on."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Well, we got a bunch of questions on it at once.
"Oh! Did I forget to mention the bad Guys?"
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1995
"I go 'bugga-bugga-bugga' and run away a little."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ January 10, 1997
"I can't be perfect every time. It's not like I'm Ozzy Osbourne!"
June 8, 2006
"Imagine your right hand is a wooden dowel, or even your right
Dr. Dick Smith
Everything looks the same to a physicist?
"Can I make a quote page?"
Solaria ~~ Fall 2001
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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