Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1752 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Certainly don't drink and drive, get high and fly a plane home..."
"I think this has not gone beyond a rolling simmer."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...
"We can derive this, but let's just define it so we don't have to
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"Is there anything we can get rid of?"
March 21, 2007
"It's broccoli, I just like to call it cauliflower... It's asparagus."
May 9, 1999
"She looks a little scared and uneducated."
"I like 'em like that."
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Charlie lets more slip than he should have
"You type faster than I can think."
March 7, 1997
Watching Aaron Type
"Sort of like mana, but different..."
April 14, 2005
About four year old gum that people were throwing over cubicle walls...
"Almost anything I write down, you won't be able to integrate,
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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