10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1677 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"You guys got your asses saved by a critical fail???"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
The mage actually did a good job of taking the misinformation seriously...

"I think that will take much longer than I think it will."
June 10, 1999

"I know people have crossed a Great Dane and a dachshund, but I wonder if anybody's ever crossed a Great Dane with a chihuahua."
"Of course, it came out to Great Dane Chihuahua sine theta."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 2, 2008
Evil banter after seeing Kevin's dog Sancho.

"From now on-if you can't read your own handwriting, don't pass me the note!"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ 2002
To James Ekert

"What is my new roommate's name?"
"Ming Shei."
"[looks at character sheet]... Other gear..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About the former Triad prostitute who the group had rescued, who was now staying at Giggy's place...

"Dude, babes don't like to be called 'chicks.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"I think you should throw a 'you sexist bastard' into that for good measure."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Useless banter...

"Don't start to think that this repeating stuff is because I'm getting senile, because maybe I am, but this is on purpose."
Dr. Doug Herbster
Education, Curriculum & Instruction 209, Educational Psychology & Human Development, Adolescence, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"He's not dead yet!"
Eric Beckman
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Shaun Neece
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen

"Break up with her right before her birthday, and she'll more than likely kill you."
Dr. Gwendolyn Morgan
English 330, Women in Literature, MSU ~~ Spring 1995

"That simplifies things. The Anglo-Saxons don't have a future."
Dr. Gwendolyn Morgan
English 489, Reading in Anglo-Saxon, MSU ~~ February 2, 1999
Conjugation and declination in a new (well, old) language.


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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