10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Oh, I've seen this before! I know how to handle this!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Let's go down the hall and hide."
"Let's see... we just do this... and this... and... Oh shit."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
in the sewers 'defusing' an 'easy' rune. Varnis and the party hid down the passage
Maxim needs to roll anything but an 00 to defuse a Rune... Guess what he rolled
"How about I conjure myself a fragging bandaid!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
After having problems with a conjuration on the fringes of a mana storm in the middle of the outback, which resulted in a serious physical wound...
"...They go to confession and pretend to have guilt."
October 14, 1996
"Space appears to be more powerful than time because space can be reused, whereas time cannot."
Introduction to the Theory of Computation, Michael Sipser, © 1997 PWS Publishing Company
"I think I've just been violated by the Pilsbury Dough Boy."
November 26, 2005
Having seen a recent Pilsbury commercial featuring the famed animation...
"We could make it, in a limited way, however complex we want it."
May 3, 2006
is this something obscure from complexity theory?
"...But, if you already have Macs, why did you get a machine to run Windows? The Mac is so much nicer!"
Microsoft Customer Support
March 1, 1996
at 3:45pm, MDT. I had been trying unsuccessfully to get Windows to install on a 486 for the Instructional Computing Lab on the MSU campus. This was the most helpful part of the help from the MS support team.
"How do you figure out what the B's are? Well, if everything's nice
in the world then..."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"If you do that, I'll never seduce anyone!"
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001
"Mom!! We need Money!!!"
Mall Wisdom ~~ June 16, 2007
Refreshingly direct, I suppose.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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