10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1757 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I'll show you the credstick if you heal me."
Atilius [Sean Hay]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Negotiating with the party mage.

"I walk around saying 'Hi,' to everyone on board."
Phil DeKoning
"I walk around saying 'yes,' to everyone on board."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
How much Japanese their characters knew...

"I'm messing with my brain. I love to play with powerful toys."
Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt
Winter 1995

"You've driven over worse than this."
"Yeah. Motorcyclists."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Road conditions - past and present.

Brian "The Option" Weiss
"That's my answer for now on."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Well, we got a bunch of questions on it at once.

"Oh! Did I forget to mention the bad Guys?"
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1995

"I go 'bugga-bugga-bugga' and run away a little."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ January 10, 1997

"I can't be perfect every time. It's not like I'm Ozzy Osbourne!"
June 8, 2006
Ozzy's perfect?

"Imagine your right hand is a wooden dowel, or even your right hand..."
Dr. Dick Smith
Physics 228, Honors Physics, MSU ~~ 1992
Everything looks the same to a physicist?

"Can I make a quote page?"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ Fall 2001

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