10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1729 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Dude, the guard looks like he's whacking off to this"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperials really really like Jefferson Starship.

"If they sent you a little boy, on the other hand..."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Gerald's character resists the advances of his female dressing assistant

"Freeze! Drop your weapons!"
"OK, what now?"
Lloyd Revious
"We wait an action to see what they're doing."
"They're still running."
Lloyd Revious
"We open fire! [sounds of bullets, rockets, machine guns, lasers, phasers, spears, ducks, and sheep flying at the enemies. Bodies exploding and dropping]"
"Now for their first action..."
Lloyd Revious
Lloyd's Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1994
Initative problems and parties

"Did you just say, 'geek, geek, geek, geek; this is fun!'?... [pause, watch vigorous nodding of heads]... That's what I thought you said."
Rebecca Shopfer
January 2, 2000

"If it's a non-cybered, non-awakened gopher it could."
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
as to whether some wildlife could get through a detection grid

"I'm from London."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
That explains everything.

"I'm a direct descendant of Sampson. If I cut my hair, I'll turn into a total wuss."
January 16, 1998

"Roger, You're riding to Thay."
"Because he wants to meet up with the rest of the party."
Rebecca Shopfer
Harn ~~ May 24, 1999
Introducing new characters is such fun...

"I... think... I'm good."
"I think you're evil."
"I am evil."
May 22, 2006
Work conversations...

"I wasn't expecting..."
"You weren't expecting a big, foam cock? Who does?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Off-topic interruptions.

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