10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1677 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"You may play rugby, Adam, but the four of us can take you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 18, 2008
Adam was out of debt while playing Redneck Life!! That just ain't right!!

"OK, it's official. You geeks are nothing like accounting people."
Rebecca Heinz
"Yeah, what do you mean?"
"You'll never hear an accounting person say Come here, hug me, I smell like sweat."
Rebecca Heinz
March 24, 2005
Overhearing conversations in cube-land...

"For some reason, I just can't walk straight today."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"Hi, you may know me as Keith because I suddently grew a brain!"
November 30, 1999

"The problem is that the sailboat's going to run out of gas."
Soren Mejstrick
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 15, 2007
How to get to Adelaide from Sydney.

"So, think of z as being a number."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"I'm outta here! And I ain't never commin back!... well, for an hour anyway."
Pat Lowell
August 31, 1998

"This point doesn't exist yet, but that doesnt bother us."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998
[typical mathematician attitidue]

"I only penetrated a little bit."
Shadowrun ~~ May 12, 1997

"...which makes mating a real trick."
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, you've got someone here who's pumping away, and someone six feet over this way trying to go to sleep."
April 17, 2003
I have no idea....


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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