10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1718 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"How well do you know the vehicle?"
"Carnally."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2003
That had been established a few sessions back...

"How about a nice game of Scrabble?"
Niddle Bee [Jason "Flit Featherfinger" Leonard]
How to choose the new king.

"If I hadn't been a flaming coward, I could have been really hurt!"
Wayne Stone
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002

"We're going to define this that way, and the only reason is so it will agree with the stuff we've already done."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"I saw this plaque, and it said 'Home of Sigmund Freud,' and that was Freud's house."
Mike Miles
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge, MSU ~~ Fall 1994
on his travels in Austria

"...And I look like I can drink water, too."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
December 24, 2001

"Well, maybe you don't program, but I have, on occasion seen you maim code."
Roger Nummerdor
March 29, 1999
about Keith's programming capabilities

"Sometimes when you're afraid to move, that's when you have your movement."
Eric Beckman
Spring 1996

"I bet the days you're not a problem are Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday."
Roger Nummerdor
April 23, 1999
About a fellow employee's days off.

"But, if you're aware of the physics, you're not screwed up, you're just confused."
Dr. Dick Smith
Physics 228, Honors Physics, MSU ~~ 1992


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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