10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I'm sorry, Keith, my player is tired."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ April 19, 1998

"I just tore a nail... on my zipper."
May 23, 2006
Why I needed to borrow a pair of nail clippers.

"If you want a distraction, you could just alienate the pilot of an incoming plane."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Getting the plane they were in off the ground without being stopped again.

"Wait! Just a moment."
Zach [Dan Westcott]
Mathias [Gregory Mullin]
"[shoots Mathias] Just to make it fair."
Zach [Dan Westcott]
Playing fair? In Amber?

"There's what...six of us now?"
Daiku [Phil DeKoning]
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
finding out how many rooms to rent, after Deadeye turned himself in

"Damn, but I should have bought some ammo..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"Phil, you truly are a sick and twisted individual."
"It's an honor to know you!"
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
The many facets of the chronicler

"I just said that so your girlfriend would stroke me!"
March 6, 1998
What you do to get quotes...

"I'm weirder than Keith?!?"
Simon Westlake
April 16, 2001

"Did you just say, 'geek, geek, geek, geek; this is fun!'?... [pause, watch vigorous nodding of heads]... That's what I thought you said."
Rebecca Shopfer
January 2, 2000

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