10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1752 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I can see why Germany turned to Fascism!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 29, 2009
Rules blunders in Die Macher.

"You're a mailbox."
Wayne Stone
"I'm looking for a female box."
Charlie Delimata
TOON ~~ Spring 2001
Aren't we all?

"You rub the Kobold."
Aliera [Kt Andersen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 22, 2013
Who gets to perform first aid on the injured party member. Apparently not the gnome.

"I can do it without any robots."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Alright, it was a misstatement, but this does sum up his Ricochet Robots skills pretty well.

"But he's employed by Microsoft, they have a different definition of works than the rest of the world."
July 22, 1997

"Mage needs presence badly!"
Roger Lemke
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
commenting on Josh's absence and Maxim's 'being shadowy...'

"Sphincter muscles, we use them al the time."
Dr. Calvin Kaya
Biology 417, Biology of Fishes, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"You need to see a doctor... and shut the hell up."
Bob "CthulhuBob" Lovely
May 30, 1999

"Can I eat your taco?"
Brownie Jo Knight
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Said to Ashton about some Taco Bell food.

"Sometimes when you're afraid to move, that's when you have your movement."
Eric Beckman
Spring 1996

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