10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"No, no, no! This doesn't work for every PDE!!!"
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
The innocent little student has his question answered rather
"Oh! Let me tell you the story!"
Kender Priestess [Eric Beckman]
"Just give us the Cliff Notes."
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
Laura (Sing) Schneider
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ August 21, 2005
The GM was really tired.
"I never realized Satan had such beady little eyes."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
after being shot down by the GM.
"Are you kidding? It crashes like a princess's limo!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
September 29, 1998
in response to email from a co-worker
asking 'Has anybody had any problems with the program's stability?'
"No, we're O.K.. I don't think this one's touched cloth yet."
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Talking about an imminent poop at a tense role-playing moment.
"Wait! Just a moment."
Zach [Dan Westcott]
Mathias [Gregory Mullin]
"[shoots Mathias] Just to make it fair."
Zach [Dan Westcott]
Playing fair? In Amber?
"Dragon Tupperware parties? I don't want to deal with it."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"You pull a trout out from ten meters down and it's unhappy."
Dr. Calvin Kaya
on presurization in deep water.
"It's not that it's easy. I'm not claiming it's easy. I mean, it
is easy, but..."
455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II
~~ Spring 1997
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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