10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1745 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I'd show you, but I'd get all slobbery."
Rebecca Shopfer
May 24, 1999
Isn't it fun to take things out of context?

"You can't die!
Don't you see?
Cause then he'll come
After me!"
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Not exactly a morale boosting chant

"Horses, like rugby players, are dangerous animals."
"Yeah, they step on ya."
May 7, 2007
Discussion of injuries...

"Wow, we've really degenerated tonight, haven't we?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"I disagree! I disagree! It's my right ... as a woman!"
July 19, 2003
It was funny at the time... now it just kinda sounds weird.

"When I wade, I die."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1996

"Dragon Tupperware parties? I don't want to deal with it."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I want my taco crunchy."
Stephanie "Stef" Hande
June 15, 2007
Ordering at Taco Bell.

"You should always check things for consistency, even if you don't have a clue how to prove it."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"Hysteria is a fun condition to deal with."
Mike Miles
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge, MSU ~~ Fall 1994
On 'Dora'

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