10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"So, what's his first reaction to this?"
Rifts New West ~~ Fall 1997
After Sparky put a tree chunk through a vampire
"You're a bard, you can provoke Ghandi."
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 4, 1999
"So that's the chain rule. We're now allowed to differentiate the way
we always have."
462, Advanced Calculus II
~~ Spring 1997
"You can do anything, it's just a matter of drain code."
about Shadowrun magic
"All I wanted was a clean waffle pan."
"Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves no these things. But a clean waffle pan..."
Mall Wisdom ~~ September 6, 2008
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away... There was IHOP!!
"You have business with Fast Eddie?"
"No, I have business with that Blonde..."
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 19, 2002
Getting through the back door at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Hong Kong
"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.
"OK. I need to drink my pint of blood. I'll make a mental note of him for future reference."
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Sensing someone Evil
"(To Kevin) You think you've got enough green cards over there?"
"He's Pedro! He doesn't have a Green Card! "
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
Playing "Bang!" ( Green cards stay in play after being played. )
"What happened to it?"
"A combination of lack of driving skill and C4 explosive."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Status of auto repairs
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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