10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1722 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"What is your teddy bear's name?"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
October 31, 2003
"Is there anything in these woods we should worry about?"
"Yes, this bad dice roll."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Sometimes the monsters aren't the worst enemy.
"The ball is now in my opponent... My opponent's court."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
"I have platinum Docwagon. You can keep looking."
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
...to the real estate agent after she told them that it looked like the property they were looking at belonged to Saeder-Krup.
"Never [...] inhale [cough] your spit."
June 11, 2007
Words of wisdom...
"Yes, people don't have the patience of fish."
December 12, 1998
"Yes, I have another job. Do you think I'm tired for the heck of
February 24, 1998
"You can roll all the 35's you want, we are serious!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 2, 2006
NPC Will rolls and cash shakedowns.
"So, Phil, you'd have to Resist a 38DD."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Damage code from having a building dropped on you, not better things.
"I'm going to buy a 10 point regeneration power."
"But, why would your character have that?"
...[more stunned silence]
...[erase, erase, erase]"
Champions ~~ Fall 1995
Shaun yanking the leash
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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