10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Oh, you so suck! [pause] Cool!"
GMs are so sadistic.
"Christmas comes early... around Thanksgiving!"
November 25, 2008
After learning that payday was early because of the long weekend...
"I'm sorry Roger, but I'm gonna commit first aid on you now."
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999
My benevolent Hodiri, Malakai, was about to use his healing skill of 8 to try to repair a grievious stab wound to the knee of Roger's warrior.
"I guess it's such a neat trick that it gets its own name."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"Make it more readable? But that might encourage someone to edit it."
October 10, 2011
While editing a script.
"They've been victimized by a thesaurus!"
April 13, 2005
In response to a spam title
"They should have put up a sign that said The end of the world if what's in here gets out, but instead they put up a sign that said Toxic."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
They figured out what was in the compound.
"Why did this get ordered?"
"Ah, grasshopper, you have learned the first question!"
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 28, 2007
The Zen of HobbyTown owner Randy.
"I really think I'm making sense in my head, but I know that the words coming out of my mouth are completely incomprehensible."
May 9, 2007
Trying to explain something at the end of a long day at work.
"I don't like being in this position! Bring Phil back!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 28, 2008
Losing at Pirate Dice.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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