10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"We'll need about 1/2 shitload of screws."
March 22, 2007
Purchasing materials for a project.

"It is now safe to through your computer off a cliff."
Tyson Trebesch
January 22, 1997
about the shutdown message in Windows 95

"I hate staring into windows."
Julie Kmetzo
"You could try a different operating system."
February 4, 2005
Preparing for a meeting and debating whether the blinds should be opened...

"Dammit Thomas, I'm going to have to buy you your own computer that you can reboot whenever you want to."
June 10, 2004

"You can study these Sturm-Liouville problems for the rest of your life, if you'd like. --Some people do that."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"...general 2nd order LINEAR equation..."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"Smurf, but it's German."
Charlie Schrupp
"What for?"
Charlie Schrupp
June 7, 2000
Discussing foriegn broadcast television...

"I've got a guy in my campaign who is 'lawful irritated'!"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ 2001

"This is just a clever thing."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"What are you doing on 4?"
"Same thing I do every time... fail."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
Once again, gotta hate wound modifiers...

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