10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"No, Eric, thatt will put the blood of a god in your stomach."
When Eric collected some blood from the recently slain god to put in his canteen after being told they could not leave the Paths of the Dead if they did not have the blood of a god flowing through their veins...
"There's going to be a lot of Grunts in this universe."
"That's because we don't get enough fiber!"
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Mis- and re-interpretation
"And if I get plucked off the rear, no one will miss me."
Ralarian [Roy Dueffler]
"You're right about that."
Shamus [Joshua Wendt]
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Josh showing why he is the evilist s.o.b. in the party.
"Oh, I rolled really good, remember?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Well, I didn't. It's always important to roll after the GM asks, and make sure you remember the numbers until he gets to processing them.
"I like spontaneity, I never know what's going to come out of the
Dr. Arnold Craig
"Look! It's raining hunky blonds!"
May 14, 1999
"Do you like your wilderbeast rare, medium, or well-rotted?"
Dr. Lynn Irby
... on hyena's dietary habits.
"If it doesn't require pulling something repeatedly, you're just no good at it."
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Eric to Gerald, on his lack of social skills (Eric was refering to gun triggers)
"You are channelling the spirit of Brandon through Theos???"
February 8, 1999
"They don't have squirrel on this [encounter] table... They
don't have any cool monsters!"
Harn ~~ May 10, 1999
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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