"Keith, don't tell me you're allergic to people putting things on your head!"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
November 25, 2005
Trying various garlands and tinsels as toupees while Clacy was shopping for Christmas decorations was making me sneeze... Fun at Wally-World.
"You can't cheat customs or they'll take your box!"
Michelle Manry
March 27, 2001
"When you jump off a 50 foot waterfall, make sure you land in the
water."
Tony "Bulldog" Loftsgaarden
August 12, 1998
"They'll just wack you with some steel-coated urine."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
January 9, 1997
"I take the damage to my groin!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
on recieving some fire damage to his most armored (and important) part
"I'm on a mission to deflower as many machines as I can with NetBSD."
June 19, 2001
"I'm going to tell you a story now, but it's not funny."
Anthony LaMonica
August 31, 1996
"If I give it a style of 'display: none;' I guess that's a verbose way of not putting it in the document."
July 18, 2005
Using CSS to hide information...
"It's like beef, but drier"
Thomas Lackey
August 10, 2004
On his recently discovered beef jerky.
