10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1722 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Emacs is cool, because it allows me to be really silly..."
March 5, 1998

"You can do anything, it's just a matter of drain code."
Fall 1997
about Shadowrun magic

"Smurf, but it's German."
Charlie Schrupp
"What for?"
Charlie Schrupp
June 7, 2000
Discussing foriegn broadcast television...

"This is an art form, actually, this is why mathematicians don't do it."
Math 455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II, MSU ~~ Spring 1997

"...And I look like I can drink water, too."
Ann (Gangstad) Exner
December 24, 2001

"I don't want to explain that to Judy."
October 7, 2011
Driving a borrowed car while preparing to move a friend half way across the country.

"You know, the street's clear if you want to run."
Smith [Wayne Stone]
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Comment to Hawk regarding an earlier fight where Hawk ran like a little girl...

"Ya know, Phil, It's hard to believe that you have so little to do on Saturday nights that you can come here."
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Comment on Phil's charisma

"In roughly ten minutes, I'm gonna know the answers to most questions."
Rory Edwards
October 15, 2003
He was just sitting there... I have no idea what was going on.

"Joe's having fun with facial wrinkles."
Elizabeth Hainsworth
July 7, 1998

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