10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1718 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Meanwhile, back at Swiss Family Robinsons."
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Apparently the Swiss Family Robinsons took architecture lessons from Wookies.
"I'm not a demon! fire just likes me."
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999
"I'm not sure what percentage of the time my arms were moving I had any contact with that piece of paper."
October 11, 2006
Having just thrown a cartoon across the desk...
"Do women make fun of each other for how they dress?"
"Oh, yes. Definitely"
"Why don't they listen?"
October 19, 2006
"This is an art form, actually, this is why mathematicians don't do
455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II
~~ Spring 1997
"If WindowsNT gives you power, what do you get from an OS that works?"
February 8, 1999
"I'm weirder than Keith?!?"
April 16, 2001
"Rover is all over"
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
after Phil does 110 megadamage to a dogboy
"International Ladies Garment Workers Union!"
December 17, 2011
We were watching the original airing...with commercials.
"It's been only 20 years per installment. That's only slightly worse then Image comics."
January 29, 2002
About the cover art for HackMaster 4th edition Player's Handbook and Game Master's Guide versus their first edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons counterparts.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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