10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"If it's a non-cybered, non-awakened gopher it could."
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
as to whether some wildlife could get through a detection grid

"I don't like going places where there's fights anymore... I always loose."
Rory Edwards
March 31, 2003

"Why do we want to wear stockings?... Oh, you mean on our heads."
Christa [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 1997
the meaning of the plan just sank in...

"They were trying so hard to avoid 'cheesy,' that they leapt right past it and landed square in the middle of 'cow pie.'"
Esther Campbell
April 16, 1999
about the Star Trek - Voyager theme music

"Did you know that there is a flaw in IE?!?"
"Yup. They released it. But I hear there's these things called web browsers they fix most of the problems IE has."
March 11, 2003

"When in doubt...make sorbee!"
Solaria ~~ 2001

"[Just after Elliot arrives] Look, I'm doing homework. "
"I dropped out of school!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Touche! ( Also the first quote of 2006! )

"I think the problem with this couple is that they're from different movies."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 14, 1999

"If it's gonna save my ass, you're gonna do your math right, buddy!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Did Whisper hit an A.C. -2 or a -3...

"You can have an igneous rope..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Explaining crates of magical talisma.

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