10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Tae, the light particle."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"It's not a go-gang, it's more of a stop-gang."
Quithus [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 7, 2004
About the motorcycle gang who had set up a toll-blocade along the highway...
"Damn it, we're the heros of this campaign, anything less than the biggest ship is an insult!"
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
to inspire his crew, capturing the ship that would become the Original Sin
"I'm a mathematician; I'm not good with numbers."
224, Calculus of Functions of Several Variables
"A man with a thousand tales doesn't need endurance."
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Phil, downplaying Kharix's low endurance score
"Thank God I'm retarded!"
May 15, 1997
"You can't just demand $25,000 from the secretary at 9:30am."
June 9, 1997
"NO URINATING IN THE PASTRY!!"
Head of the pastry department [Eric Beckman]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
to Filth, the Kobold chef-in-training, in Pastery 105
"I could get away with only a 4 gig drive."
September 17, 1996
Remember - in 1996 4 gig was enormous...
"The really cool thing about Perl is that the logical solution NEVER
January 18, 2000
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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