10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1744 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I do think I did it correctly here, but that's not important."
Norman Eggert
Math 503, Abstract Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"We try to distribute everything fairly."
Eric Beckman
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)


Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Chewbacca staring lovingly into the eyes of his wife...

"Phil, you and me can go to Rome together."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Um, aren't you married? ( Another present in GiftTrap. )

"I just said that so your girlfriend would stroke me!"
March 6, 1998
What you do to get quotes...

"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.

"He's not dead yet!"
Eric Beckman
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Shaun Neece
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen

"There's the living parts that just kinda grow, then there's the living parts that just kinda eat you."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ March 22, 1999

"I go 'bugga-bugga-bugga' and run away a little."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ January 10, 1997

"Do you like your wilderbeast rare, medium, or well-rotted?"
Dr. Lynn Irby
Biology 101, Biology of Organisms, MSU ~~ 1993
... on hyena's dietary habits.

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