10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Oh boy, we're turning into a Bynar."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
January 1, 2002
after Lloyd and I spoke the same sentence at the same time...

"Use the forks, Luke."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Forks in hand.

"It's kinda fun to say "Roll bod," isn't it?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
Ahhh... ShadowRun...

"Before we put this coordinate system down, we may have called this point something else; Fred, maybe."
Erik Doeff
Math 461, Advanced Calculus I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996

"Mother, can I sleep with your tonight?
All right, if you incest."
Dr. Michael Sexson
English 209, Mythological Backgrounds, MSU ~~ March 2, 1994
Paraphrasing Oedipus.

"So, you're down to two daggers and a rifle, and I'm up to a frying pan, a knife, and a dog."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Preparing for combat...

"Bring on the Royal Heffiers!"
Matador [Phil DeKoning]
"No, Phil, we are not role-playing you screwing cattle."
Eric Beckman
TORG Superheros ~~ Fall 1995
Matador dealing with the natives in India.

"Visualize whirled Subatai."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Truth is greater than fiction."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Make a reaction test."
"Do you always choose the things I've got only 2 dice in?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Wouldn't be too surprising...

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