10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1740 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"She's a millitant nun. What do you expect?"
Father Artos [Aric ]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
The nun was wearing pistols at her hip at breakfast...

"I become immune to schmuckness!"
Verna (Askins) Benner
December 6, 1997

"My favorite there [Cafe Zydeco] is the very misnamed 'gutbuster' sandwich. It was great. What should have been called the 'gutbuster' was the jambalaya along with a half a pitcher of margaritas."
"Ummm... What were you thinking?"
"Something similar to: "Jambalaya hot. Mouth burning. Cool liquid.""
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
About dinner plans for the group.

"I'd rather be a leper than a pyromaniac... Well, maybe not."
Jason McGrody
Harn ~~ September 19, 1998

"If we can't win this battle, we'll win the next one! We'll outbreed them!"
Hamish [Phil DeKoning]
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
commenting on the second groin hit of the night

"I'm not going to relax... It's raining."
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999

"You feel like ripping your shirt off, and you do."
Eric Beckman
"You don't often see that kind of behavior in a Librarian."
Wayne Stone
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
The dangers of being non-possiblity rated

"I don't like going places where there's fights anymore... I always loose."
Rory Edwards
March 31, 2003

"The twenty minutes were over ten minutes ago. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 23, 2006
Keith really needs to get a kitchen timer.

"No matter how disgusting it is, it still has the power to make me hungry."
Nancy Kelly
January 9, 2006
About the carrot cake with cream cheese frosting which had been sitting out all weekend...

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