10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1720 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Rub me! I grow!"
April 9, 1997
"The really cool thing about Perl is that the logical solution NEVER
January 18, 2000
"I think this has not gone beyond a rolling simmer."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
"I'm your Fairy Beer Mother."
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
tempting a drunk with Hair of the Dog
"I've got money to spend."
"Buy a donkey?"
"You mean a 'piece of ass?'"
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Mike, being a smart-ass
"It's all academic; it's all guesswork in a white coat."
July 2, 1997
"Ah! Phil's getting into my head!"
"Well, there's plenty of room."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Yeah, he's like that.
"And the penis is also a greeting device."
Dr. Lynda Sexson
201, Introduction to Feminist Theories and Methodologies
~~ Fall 1994
"I'm not doing mathematics yet, I'm just blathering."
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"When you plug this in and do some arithmetic, you get some number."
454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I
~~ Fall 1996
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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