10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1757 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"In reality, your rod is not infinite. But, maybe your rod looks like it's infinite depending on what you're modeling."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"Ben is the Kevin Bacon of Greyhawk!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995

"I don't like change."
"Is that why you always use credit cards?"
January 27, 2005
Why she chose the same table for lunch.

"Bad as in I lost my leg at the thigh bad?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ August 20, 1996

"But then you could kill yourself with a cheeseburger..."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
March 19, 2001

"'Slow' kills 'rend,' kills 'power attack.'"
John McEnaney
"'Fireball' kills trolls."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Which spells the Wizard (whose player was absent) should take for the upcoming battle.

"Father, I have another confesson to make. I burned a man at the stake today..."
Sister Rosina Fasoli [Laura (Sing) Schneider]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Having caught the bad guy, tried him, and executed him for his crimes...

"Hey, give Microsoft credit. Windows is getting much better. Windows 2000 is almost as stable as my 12 year old Macintosh that's been struck by lightning."
August 31, 2002
Discussing the viability of various Un*x based systems as desktop OSes for general computer users.

"It's not that it's easy. I'm not claiming it's easy. I mean, it is easy, but..."
Math 455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II, MSU ~~ Spring 1997

"You just make a quest to the spirit's plane of origin, in this case, it's the toxic meta-plane of nuclear warhead."
Shadowrun ~~ November 3, 1997
about how to get rid of the nasty toxic free spirit...

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