10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1744 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"It's weird to go to Minnesota."
English 489, Reading in Anglo-Saxon, MSU ~~ February 17, 1999

"If you don't do anything wrong, you can't make mistakes."
Donald Seyffarth
August 30, 1996

"I'm a mathematician; I'm not good with numbers."
Paul Johansen
Math 224, Calculus of Functions of Several Variables, MSU ~~ 1992
Um, right.

"Wow! Deep thoughts involving ShadowRun. Let's drop that and get to rolling dice."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 28, 2006
Reeling the plot back in...

"You know what, Phil? This [The extended fist] just isn't working anymore. I think we're just going to have to beat the crap out of you."
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
The controls are failing

"...Except for the part about almost getting stabbed with a helecoptor..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 10, 1997

"How about Nature Attunement: Animal Relations?"
Roger Lemke
"No, that would be, 'As winter falls, the herd moves back into the high mountain pastures..[Soundtrack swells].'"
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Comments on Josh's attempt to Min-Max a roll

"I had a thought, but I don't want to make the quotes list with it."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008

"I may have just mugged a transporter for the Yakuza."
T. Luke Renner
"Because it was shiny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Still trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"That's right buckaroos, I want your toenail clippings too."
Noron [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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