10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1734 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Hey Giggy, I just mugged that guy!"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Well, at least he's honest.

"He was going to swallow his tongue? Hawk tells me he never swallows."
Smith [Wayne Stone]
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
again, going further than is necessicary

"You pull a trout out from ten meters down and it's unhappy."
Dr. Calvin Kaya
Biology 417, Biology of Fishes, MSU ~~ Fall 1995
on presurization in deep water.

"Damn it, we're the heros of this campaign, anything less than the biggest ship is an insult!"
Hadriano [Phil DeKoning]
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
to inspire his crew, capturing the ship that would become the Original Sin

"I just drew a nice pink one because if we were going to calculate all those integrals, we'd want a nice pink one."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"And we didn't even have to use a computer to do that..."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 4, 2006
Ordering food.

"I like the big cock and balls."
"Yeah, me too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The two guys in the group who have steady, long-term girlfriends...

"We need answers. Does anyone have Interrogation?"
Lloyd Revious
"I've got Propaganda."
"Oh good, we can write a song!
'You want to tell us!
You want to tell us!'
Lloyd Revious
Forest Dreamers ~~ Fall 1993

"Damn, but I should have bought some ammo..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"The only sleep I've gotten in 3 days was in a coach that was attacked by zombies."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ February 27, 2005
Queen Mab attacked Avalon on our way back to Carleon.

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