10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1748 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I feel I have been violated by the graphical editor..."
Chris "CJ" Jackson
February 10, 2005
Dealing with the nuances of a graphical interface HTML generator.

"This is your brother: [RIP] Dead.
This is your other brother: [RIP] Dead.
This is you... Do you see a pattern forming?"
Lloyd Revious
Forest Dreamers ~~ Fall 1993
showing, then ripping, pictures during interrogation

"I rolled directly under my smell."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 17, 1998

"It's convenient: you're late, you don't get a save."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the 'immune from fear' character was running in terror from the zombies.

"OK, I quit breathing. I'm dead now."
January 13, 1999

"Anything you say can and may be quoted against you on the Internet."
January 29, 2005

"Stinky-butt Zebra, kinda like Good-Times Barbie, but not as much fun to play with."
Aaron Benner
December 3, 1996

"Apologize to Keith for making me apologize!"
November 10, 2001

"I really think I'm making sense in my head, but I know that the words coming out of my mouth are completely incomprehensible."
May 9, 2007
Trying to explain something at the end of a long day at work.

"White Wolf makes these really cool, dark horror games, then releases enough suppliments to turn them into Hackmaster."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
August 15, 2002

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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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