10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"The big elf has a skillet!"
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Preparing for combat...

"You pull the cloth off & there's a nice pristine organ there."
Eric Beckman
"I've got a nice pristine organ."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's never been used."
Charlie Delimata
"You motherless piece of s%@t, don't you dare!"
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne see's Phil writing - The dangers of being the chronicler...

"We try to distribute everything fairly."
Eric Beckman
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)

"That's one of the things I hate about Windows, in order to use any of the bugs in the operating system, you have to background all other processes."
April 12, 2000

"Wow, that stuff is remarkably mediocre."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 6, 2007
Pomegranate 7-Up.

"No, he doesn't like this one bit!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Yeah, his host body is running away!"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
tenticle monsters hate it when you run

"Can you sinch that hood down good and tight?"
"Yeah, but then I'd look stupid."
Chaundera Wolfe
September 22, 2006
While modeling her new big puffy white parka with black speckles.

"This is really strange and horrifying...here try some."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 6, 2006
his reaction Coka Cola Blak

"Is that a 2 handed club or a one handed?"
Wayne Stone
"Depends on if you're turning the page or not."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Maybe a little explanation is needed for this one

"Even ecologists throw out results that are below 0.01."
Dr. Ernest Vyse
Biology 301, Principles of Genetics, MSU ~~ 1993

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