Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1734 humorous
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Hey Giggy, I just mugged that guy!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Well, at least he's honest.
"He was going to swallow his tongue? Hawk tells me he never swallows."
Smith [Wayne Stone]
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
again, going further than is necessicary
"You pull a trout out from ten meters down and it's unhappy."
Dr. Calvin Kaya
on presurization in deep water.
"Damn it, we're the heros of this campaign, anything less than the biggest ship is an insult!"
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
to inspire his crew, capturing the ship that would become the Original Sin
"I just drew a nice pink one because if we were going to calculate all
those integrals, we'd want a nice pink one."
449, Applied Complex Analysis
~~ Fall 1993
"And we didn't even have to use a computer to do that..."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 4, 2006
"I like the big cock and balls."
"Yeah, me too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The two guys in the group who have steady, long-term girlfriends...
"We need answers. Does anyone have Interrogation?"
"I've got Propaganda."
"Oh good, we can write a song!
'You want to tell us!
You want to tell us!'
Forest Dreamers ~~ Fall 1993
"Damn, but I should have bought some ammo..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997
"The only sleep I've gotten in 3 days was in a coach that was attacked by zombies."
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ February 27, 2005
Queen Mab attacked Avalon on our way back to Carleon.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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