Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1734 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Actually, I was trying to get you up... (I take the ring (of invisibility) off)... that should help."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
AD&D (1st Edition) ~~ July 3, 2003
"All things that come in little palstic bags are good for you."
August 28, 2001
In reference to her chocolate covered coffee beans.
"Well... wall's real..."
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
Comments on Phil's rolling a 1 while his character ran around trying to run into a Displacer Beast
"It's going to be the strangest thing that ever happened to them. You're going to steal their car and take it home for them."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Trying to steal a car to get into a gated community to do recon.
"We see a lot of populations trendeling to level off."
on population dynamics (trendeling?)
"We killed the bad guys?"
"We go home."
"You don't want to know what happened?"
"You don't want to examine the camp?"
"No, we go home."
"[looks at his HUGE sheaf of notes]... SIGH
Old West Cthulhu ~~ Summer 1995
After completing the prelude the party ignores the main plot and blows the adventure
"No, we're O.K.. I don't think this one's touched cloth yet."
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Talking about an imminent poop at a tense role-playing moment.
"This is an art form, actually, this is why mathematicians don't do
455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II
~~ Spring 1997
"It's almost as cool as John's gun, except only it's nowhere near as
cool as John's gun."
Shadowrun ~~ December 8, 1997
"I hate winter... I mean, really, I love winter, but I hate it."
October 20, 1998
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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