10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1752 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.

"Do not eat Magic Baking Wheel."
July 13, 1997

"Can I eat your taco?"
Brownie Jo Knight
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Said to Ashton about some Taco Bell food.

"Wait. As an elf, do I count as a faerie?"
Roger Nummerdor
March 4, 1999

"While we're waiting, I'm going to do Women's Work on him."
Jay Rost
The Kobold Quest ~~ Summer 1999
Trying to bring Phil's character around

"Oh, cool!... I got sour cream on that part too."
December 23, 1999
about the ball-point pen he was taking apart

"If you're looking for your sanity, it got thrown out with the trash a long time ago... If you're looking for some Cheese Nips, we have none."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003

"How can a CD be 'Top Secret!' if you're spamming about it?"
July 31, 2003
The subject lines of prolific and pervasive unsolicited email messages...

"I'm leery of anything that is going to try to write HTML for me, because there is the whole gambit of HTML editors out there - FrontPage at the worst of the worst all the way up to GoLive and Dreamweaver at the best but only marginally better level."
March 13, 2001
About the quality of HTML produced by the supposed web design tools available on the market.

"That's not Yiddish, it sounds more like yak wrangler."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Figuring out which translation chapter to use from the 1960's vintage dictionary.

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