10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

#include <std_disclaimer.h>

Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1720 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I'm banishing my thingy."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Dismissing an elemental.

"If all you're concerned about is security, go ahead and use Netscape."
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
March 6, 2002
about which browsers which functions worked in...

"Biko!! Mage!
I aim my barbarian and... loose!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 10, 2003
after finding the mage

"That was an unusual botch; you summon Helen Shapiro, shaved with a dead pig."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Our attack party worked together like well-oiled Tupperware."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"When I wade, I die."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1996

"That's a big package!"
Gene Ehli
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(Flustered)I meant the box."
Gene Ehli
"Oh yeah, that too."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Be nice.

"Having the illiterate pacifist mute mad at you is the worst!"
Evan [James Ekert]
Solaria ~~ 2002

"Oh, Tonia, what's the difference between CSS and style?"
"One Chris doesn't know, and the other Chris doesn't have."
April 14, 2008
reminiscing about former co-workers...

"I wish I had bottle caps."
Erik Carlsten
July 28, 1999

You may:
  1. Search our Information Repository OR
  2. View all the Quotes (this will take a while to load and format...) OR
  3. You can more random quotes on this page.
  4. Check out Other People's Quotes and Humorous Pages.


Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

Database Maintenance:
Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

Page Design:
Keith Seyffarth

This page last modified: May 08 2013 07:28:06pm

If you have trouble, you can email weif at weif.net (Keith Seyffarth).

Page and content © 2014 Keith Seyffarth et al.

You now have the option to submit a quote. Be forewarned that mere submission of a quote does not guarantee that it will be included in the quotes page.

Viewable With Any Browser