10 Selected Humorous Quotes
Great Quotes from Montana State University
(and other places)
Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1724 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"We can hear you now. Not that it matters, we don't listen."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
as the Fighter, Knight Errant, and Barbarian were charging into battle.
"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
"[after a long pause]... No."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
If only it worked that way.
"If you're given any arbitrary boundary conditions, you can actually
trade them in for this kind... I actually lied."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"They're going to profit like weasels in a rabbit farm...it sounds better in the original Avalonian."
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
sometimes things just don't translate
"I know that Keith has a very well proportioned tongue."
January 4, 2000
"Yes, people don't have the patience of fish."
December 12, 1998
"I wish I had bottle caps."
July 28, 1999
"We see a lot of populations trendeling to level off."
on population dynamics (trendeling?)
"I didn't find the pencil I was looking for just now, but I found the one I was looking for last week."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
You take your success where you can get it, I suppose.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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