10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1718 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"We're goin' to Claire's, buddy!"
Radd Icenoggle
February 2, 2005
Deciding I needed another ear piercing for good behavior...

"Hysteria is a fun condition to deal with."
Mike Miles
University Honors 201, Texts & Critics: Knowledge, MSU ~~ Fall 1994
On 'Dora'

"I guess it's such a neat trick that it gets its own name."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"Control-s for quicksave and Control-l for quickload. At least the quicksave is quick."
December 3, 1999
in reference to how the quickload feature of the game System Shock 2 isn't.

"You know what they'll call the sequel?... AD&D 2nd Edition."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
About the Dungeons and Dragons movie.

"Don't tell me that I have to use my brain."
Jason Mittelsteadt
March 6, 2002

"You know, Elliot, there comes a time in every man's life when he starts to notice changes in his body..."
T. Luke Renner
"How would you know?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005

"It's cute and all, but I really don't want to touch it..."
July 4, 2003

"It's not like I'm a moron who doesn't know what a com port is..."
Tyson Trebesch
December 5, 1996

"I find any tale of seduction that includes flatulence highly suspect."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001

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