10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1724 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"What? Do you need "seduction?""
Jade/Naomi [T. Luke Renner]
"No, I need you to kill the halfling!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 14, 2002
a small nuisance on the road.

"I apologize."
T. Luke Renner
"No you don't."
"I know."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
For making bad puns.

"How many manequens do I have?"
August 11, 1997

"...Except for the part about almost getting stabbed with a helecoptor..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 10, 1997

"I have an amazing grasp of the completely irrelevant."
July 14, 1997

"I just get scowls when I try to pun."
"Yeah, but all of your puns are about nipples."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 16, 2004

"I want my horse."
Malakai [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999

"Women are good in theory."
Dave "of Dave's Hair" Balhinger
Fall 1995

"I'm very determined."
Tune Vo
"We know that, we've known you for over a decade."
"I've changed... [pause]... A teeny bit."
Tune Vo
January 29, 2005
Driving up Hyalite Canyon through the snow.

"It's not like I'm a moron who doesn't know what a com port is..."
Tyson Trebesch
December 5, 1996

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